gfish says, "Roses are red / corvis are black / because of their dark, tormented soul / Hey, no, it was just a -- *WHACK*"
Meta: About 90% of my entries are friends-only. I make extensive use of opt-in filters so people don't have to read about my obsessions unless they want to. If you're on my friends list, you can find the filter list here. I also post infrequently at kissingcrust (a cooking journal) and play writing-prompt games at teratogenesis, though I am no longer a primary player. I try to post one interesting thing each day at keenonifty, but fail horribly.