corvi (corivax) wrote,
corvi
corivax

inane poll, as promised



There are about eight million possible question on this topic. I ended up makigna huge list of questions I wanted to ask, and then picking out a few very straightforward ones.

Poll #230756 Cake, or death?

How much warning would you like?

None, thanks, I'll just keel over and scare everyone else to death.
13(48.1%)
At least a couple of minutes. I want to know it's coming.
1(3.7%)
Give me a few hours. I have phone calls to make, and possibly a last-minute religious conversion or two
4(14.8%)
Give me a couple of days! I need time to max out my credit cards properly.
5(18.5%)
As much warning as possible
4(14.8%)

What would you most like to die of?

Old age
11(40.7%)
Some other biological cause
1(3.7%)
A freak event, like being hit by a falling chandelier
5(18.5%)
Something I accidently caused (for example, corivax wants to run his plane/hang glider/spaceship into a mountain/the ground/a small planetoid)
2(7.4%)
Something I did deliberately (suicide)
2(7.4%)
Natural disaster, disease,war, or other event that kills many people indiscriminately
1(3.7%)
Jealous husband/assasin/other human cause
1(3.7%)
Something corivax forgot.
4(14.8%)

More specifically, now, how would you like to die?



For bonus points, write a death scene for yourself or someone else on your friends list and post it in the comments. I'm mostly saying this because I feel like doing it, but if other people do it, I'm sure I can come up with some goofy prize for the best.
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