Does the shirt say "Vomit Comet" on it?

One of the more surreal part of the whole experience was NASA telling us, repeatedly, and at great length, that it was NOT the 'vomit comet'. Except they refused to even say it out loud, like maybe the words would somehow conjure an unfriendly reporter. They'd say, "Call it the weightless wonder. Don't use another rhyming nickname you might have heard. That's not an approved nickname. If you say that on any of the tapes, we can't release the tapes to you or the media." They even mention somewhere that saying 'vomit comet' in your research proposal lowers your chances of being sponsored.

The shirt says "weightless wonder", too.

Using a fun nickname that has (for space-related hardware) enormous recognition would be too media savvy for NASA. They had to come up with their own lame version.

Put the Santa hat back on it. Claim that it helps the vomit cometweightless wonder staff locate the robot more easily in freefall.

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