A moose! Posing majestically atop a hill, then prancing across the road, then posing in front of a forest and batting eir eyelashes at us.
This suspicious behaviour worries me. Perhaps e thinks we're bear sympathizers and wishes to distract us while other moose from the Silent Icicle Death From Above On Moonless Night Clan set up an ambush ahead using the deadly Five Pine Needles Being Chewed On By Serene Marmot technique.
(Do male moose shed their horns in spring? E appears to be male, but no horns. And if not, is the world really ready for a transgender ninja moose?)