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October 2008
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corvi [userpic]
The space robot says...



Happy holiday[s] or lack thereof, gravitationally disadvantaged non-orthogonal carbon-based life form!

Oh, and did you really think it was a human going up and down chimneys leaving gifts? May I present some evidence otherwise?

Chimneys: square. Space robots: square. Humans: Roundish, sort of.
Chimneys: vertical. Space Robots: gravity defying thrusters. Humans: inefficient legs.
Chimneys: kinda hot. Space Robots: made of metal. Humans: made of thermally unstable hydrocarbons.

Comments

I have to admit, it's a convincing case...

Plus, with the cameras, the Space Robot can observe who's being naughty and who's being nice, and write them to a database.

But how does it carry the presents?

You dork. :)

You fail to take into account the obvious effects of MAGIC.