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This is pretty cool. "Human Virus Scanner" - figures out which memes you've been exposed to by showing you logos and other graphics, and you indicate which you recognize. Cute. The logos in any given run are randomly selected, so your answer varies a little.

Here's what I got. The comment about giant robots making a poor last-ditch defense of earth is utter blasphemy, though. (And I'm vaguely annoyed I'm infected with Discordia and not Goth. Not sure which symbols were goth icons that I don't grok)

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.


Politics
Stop caring!


Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Ultima
If you find one, tell us.


Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Cthulhu (60%)
Read some Enid Blyton.


Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


British (80%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Conspiracy Theory (75%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Comments

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.




Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Politics
Stop caring!

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:
TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory (68%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Pokemon! >snort, snicker< I snicker uncontrollably in your general direction.

It's all Firesign's fault!

My

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


TotL
Go read Brunching


USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.


Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.


Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Japan (85%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Southampton (85%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.


Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Computer Games (80%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.


Football (75%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Ooooh, you got two new ones, Cars and Football.

Mine will be posted in my LJ.