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October 2008
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meme mutation

This meme was originally mutated by doctorpepper, and it looked like a great silliness. I'm just tweaking it:

Ask me any three questions. One I'll answer honestly to the best of my ability, one I'll outright lie on, and the third is my choice. :) You can post anonymously, if you really feel like it (or if you're a certain lj-friend who wants to ask perverse sexual questions. I saw that!). If people ask three unanswerable questions, I'll figure out something. :)

Comments

1) What's up with the ninja thing?

2) What made you gravitate towards white hair as your natural color?

3) If you could go into space, what would you want to do first?

1) What's up with the ninja thing?

Nobody studies ancient an honorable ninja arts with the clans anymore. Too slow, and it's very hard to find dry-cleaning place that will clean ninja suit.

On a trip to China, fell into cursed Spring of Drowned Ninja. Very tragic story. After that, nothing left but to go find some pirates to attack!

2) What made you gravitate towards white hair as your natural color?

Decided I wanted to be Pope someday. All the popes I've seen photographs of have white hair. Alternate career choices include Strom Thurmond, anime character with psychic powers, and rich grandparent, so it was a great career move all around.

3) If you could go into space, what would you want to do first?

I couldn't tell you with any surety. It doesn't seem impossible that I'd die from joy on the spot. Look down at the Earth, probably, distant and misty and arched like a gull's wing.

1) Is the answer to this question in the negative?

2) Is the answer to this question in the negative?

3) Of all your deep secrets, which brings you the most joy?

Oh, that's cute. Bonus points for being a sneaky bastard. I reserve the right to beat the next person who tries this senseless. Regretably, there is nothing in the questions that requires me to answer with yes or no. There are languages (several asian ones) where the act of asking a question indicates what sort of answer it has. English is not one of them, fortunately for me.

I especially like the bit where the second question is italicized, making them different questions, so I can't just say yes once and no once and claim one of them is right. :)

1) Is the answer to this question in the negative?
Perhaps.

2) Is the answer to this question in the negative?
Of course not!

Which leaves me with free rein for:

3) Of all your deep secrets, which brings you the most joy?
Sometimes, in the middle of the night, I put a good coat of varnish on my leg and balance an orange root vegetable on my shoulder and say "Arrrr" and "Shiver me timbers!" a lot. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I don't believe you've answered any of my questions particularly honestly. However, I shall grant that your answer to my first question may be the "best of your ability" in the matter. But of your ability to answer any one of my questions honestly it is certainly not your best — but that you may not have promised.

You deliberately asked about my "deepest secrets"! As I do have some, of course I'm going to weasel out of answering that question any way I can. :)

Re: memitude

What colour pillows are the best to steal?

Why?

What does rapture feel like to you?

What is the color of joy?

What is the color of pain?

What happens when you mix the two?

1) What book should I read next if I want to be completely enthralled and thrilled and unable to stop reading 'till the last page comes, then spend the next few days in an altered state, assimilating all the new images and ideas?

2) Do you have a favorite alcoholic beverage? Or just a favorite alcoholic?

3) Was that three questions?

4) Do I have to stop asking questions now? Does violating meme dictates hold dark consequences, the likes of which have only been seen in Japanese horror flicks?